My Restriction

So after my purchase yesterday, I am hereby placing myself on restriction. I am officially not allowed to sound off about what it means to be a "real Christian" for 30 days. Not that I was perfect before (far from it), but I feel like in light of my purchase I especially lack the integrity to talk about it right now. So, to keep myself from feeling like a 100% hypocrite (I think usually I'm only in the 93% hypocrite range), my sermonizing about "real Christianity" will take a hiatus for 30 days.

*And across the land, loud cheers are heard by all.*